No More Cowbell for Christoper Walken Look-Alike
04-05-2011
- by Opie Winfrey, Staff Mumbler
A 68 year old man that looks just like Christoper Walken, is up to some really evil stuff. In fact, he's an abduction suspect.

Christoper Walken once said, "I don't need to be made to look evil. I can do that on my own" (thinkexist). Looking like an evil guy is one thing, but what about a guy who looks like another guy, who's not just playin' an evil guy?

Tony A. Kadyhrob could be Christoper Walken's evil twin brother. He looks so much like Christopher Walken, it's scary. How scary? We really need to ask a young university student at Rider University to see. I can see it all now. The imposter makes his approach, casually strolling up to you, and says something like, "I think you need to get in the car. It's that blue hunk-a-metal with 4 wheels. Get in now, before I need to take a more drastic approach. Come on", in a Walken voice. In reality, he allegedly grabbed the student by the arm and tried to order her into his car.

Alright, abduction is no joke. You have to wonder though, why this guy didn't use his Walken-like mug to make a few bucks in a more legal fashion. According to the Lawreneceville Patch, "officials at Rider University and The College of New Jersey have emailed to students photos of the suspect." Really? How many students do you think went directly to Snopes.com to see if this story was a hoax?