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    <title>I like to fire people too, Mitt</title>
    <description>If you depend solely on MSNBC, CNN, the alphabet networks, and/or left-wing bloggers for your news, you probably haven&acirc;t heard that what Mitt Romney actually said was &acirc;I like being able to fire people who give services to me, if somebody doesn&acirc;t give me the good service.  Then I want to be able to go to somebody else to provide that service.&acirc;</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//i-like-to-fire-people-too-mitt</link>
    <pubDate>2012-01-12</pubDate>
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    <title>Occupy LA Gets Told to Vacate</title>
    <description>The windstorms in my part of California had me up half the night trying to keep the windows from blowing open and spending an hour this morning clearing approximately 2/5 of a large pine tree out of my driveway so I could get out and go to work.  I had no power at home so I checked my email at work and got two pieces of great news. 1) Occupy Los Angeles has finally been evicted from its nauseating camp .  2) There&acirc;s a video of Adam Carolla (formerly of The Man Show) that&acirc;s proven its appeal by going viral overnight.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//occupy-la-gets-told-to-vacate</link>
    <pubDate>2011-12-04</pubDate>
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    <title>Media Bias and the Pepper Spray Video</title>
    <description>I haven&acirc;t really wanted to write anything about Occupy Wall Street because a) I was busy working at my primary job (somebody&acirc;s gotta contribute to the tax base to pay off the student loans of the OWS protestors) and b) the OWS people are tiresome. </description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//media-bias-and-the-pepper-spray-video</link>
    <pubDate>2011-11-22</pubDate>
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    <title>Bombing Kills Seven in Afghanistan</title>
    <description>In the province of Baghlan, an important Muslim holiday turned grim after a malicious attack. While at least seven were killed, many more were injured.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//bombing-kills-seven-in-afghanistan</link>
    <pubDate>2011-11-06</pubDate>
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    <title>Michelle Bachmann Defends her Homophobia</title>
    <description>An interview with People magazine clarifies nothing and solidifies the conceptions that people already had of Michelle Bachmann and her husband.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//michelle-bachmann-defends-her-homophobia</link>
    <pubDate>2011-10-24</pubDate>
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    <title>Misconceptions by Ron Paul's Cult</title>
    <description>While hardly the most prominent political figure, his following is by far the most devoted. But are constituents putting blind faith in a candidate they know little about?</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//misconceptions-by-cult-of-ron-paul</link>
    <pubDate>2011-10-24</pubDate>
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    <title>Occupy Wall Street - Los Angeles Version</title>
    <description>In interviewing the people of Occupy L.A. I realized that they are all here for their own reasons. The one reason that unites them all is anger over the current state of the economy.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//occupy-wall-street-los-angeles-protests</link>
    <pubDate>2011-10-12</pubDate>
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    <title>Shameless Indoctrination</title>
    <description>And you thought pyramid schemes were bad?</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//shameless-indoctrination-bus-people-pushing-religion-on-you</link>
    <pubDate>2011-10-07</pubDate>
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    <title>Los Angeles Make Banks Pay Protest</title>
    <description>Today Mothers father young people employees and small business owners staged a peaceful march in Los Angeles, California. They were trying to create awareness of the issues surrounding banks. Banks received Billions in bailouts and have been totally irresponsible with the money they have stolen; something no small business owner could ever or would ever do.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//los-angeles-make-banks-pay-protest-riot-poice</link>
    <pubDate>2011-10-07</pubDate>
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    <title>Dr. Death's Paintings And Belongings Going For Auction. What?</title>
    <description>The Late Dr. Jack Kevorkian or better known as Dr. Death was a man of controversy. He was an activist for human euthanasia, or assisted suicide. People sought his treatment when they were diagnosed with crippling deadly diseases, like Lou Gehrig&acirc;s, and didn&acirc;t want to die vegetables.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//dr-deaths-paintings-and-belongings-being-auctioned-off</link>
    <pubDate>2011-10-01</pubDate>
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    <title>Dane Cook's Not Yet Done. Switching Gears To Star in NBC Sitcom.</title>
    <description>A few years back Dane Cook was a decent comic. As of late though his act had been deteriorating a bit. Mostly due to the death of his parents. However he's lately taken to movie roles and has done a decent job.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//dane-cook-to-star-in-nbc-sitcom</link>
    <pubDate>2011-09-30</pubDate>
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    <title>September Does Not Show Much Promise For Global Economy</title>
    <description>September 2011 has seen Europe&acirc;s service sector decline for the first time in two years and this would be the second month in a row their manufacturing sector saw a downturn. For China, this would be the third month in a row its once flourishing manufacturing sector has receded.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//september-does-not-show-much-promise-for-global-economy</link>
    <pubDate>2011-09-30</pubDate>
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    <title>Find God and Skip Jail Time</title>
    <description>Bay Minette, an Alabama town, implements a new law that is a questionable defiance of the constitution at best as well as being completely insane.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//find-god-and-skip-jail-time</link>
    <pubDate>2011-09-30</pubDate>
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    <title>64 Year Old Man Reenacts 127 Hour Hike, Somehow Survived.</title>
    <description>It's a coincidence that I'm referring to a James Franco movie, honest. I'm not even talking about him this time around so I suppose that doesn't really matter. What I will talk about is 127 Hours. I will also talk about what happens when people take things way too far. To any of you not familiar with the film I'll be brief and summarize. The film, starring James Franco, is based off an incredible true story. The story  is of Aron Ralston, a man who went off on a dangerous solo hike of Utah's Little Blue John Canyon and ended up having to cut his arm off to survive. He fell down a chasm and his arm was stuck so you can imagine how traumatic that must've been.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//64-year-old-man-reenacts-127-hour-hike-somehow-survived</link>
    <pubDate>2011-09-27</pubDate>
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    <title>Real Life Bunnies None Too Pleased About The Playboy Club</title>
    <description>Who would've thought that a show made in the vain of Mad Men based off the Playboy bunnies would be unsuccessful?</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//real-life-bunnies-none-too-pleased-about-the-playboy-club</link>
    <pubDate>2011-09-23</pubDate>
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    <title>James Franco Returns To General Hospital. Ah, The Little Things Worth Seeing.</title>
    <description>Franco's been on quite a roll lately, but it's nice to know that he isn't above going back and keeping promises. Between the critical success and Academy Award nomination of 127 Hours and his latest success with Rise of the Planet of the Apes, one would think a come and go soap opera role would be low on his list.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//james-franco-returns-to-general-hospital-worth-seeing</link>
    <pubDate>2011-09-23</pubDate>
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    <title>America's Fourth War: Obama Set to Attack the Wealthy</title>
    <description>I was getting my hair done last Saturday and overheard one woman say to another &acirc;Well, we can afford to pay more, so I think our taxes should go up.&acirc;  At that point, I switched from &acirc;overhearing&acirc; to &acirc;eavesdropping&acirc; and made sure the women could see my iPhone case with the Gadsden Flag&acirc;s proclamation: &acirc;Don&acirc;t Tread On Me.&acirc;</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//americas-fourth-war-obama-set-to-attack-the-wealthy</link>
    <pubDate>2011-09-20</pubDate>
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    <title>Reno Air Races Plane Crash Mass Casualties 75 Injured 25 Critical</title>
    <description>A P-51 Mustang at the air races in Reno, Nevada lost control. There have been mass casualties with at least 75 injured with 25 critical injuries when the plane crashed into the stands. </description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//reno-air-races-plane-crash-mass-caualties-75-injured-25-critical-jimmy-leeward</link>
    <pubDate>2011-09-16</pubDate>
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    <title>Charlie Sheen Apologizing? Don&acirc;t Know If I Can Root For Him Now</title>
    <description>Remember a few months ago when all you ever heard were &quot;Tiger Blood&quot; and &quot;Duh, Winning&quot;? Well I'm sad to say those days may be gone.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//charlie-sheen-apologizing-normal-not-acting-crazy</link>
    <pubDate>2011-09-16</pubDate>
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    <title>News Anchors Busted Making Fun of Kardashians on Camera</title>
    <description>They thought the cameras were off... then BAM! Busted for talking smack and for mocking the Kardashians. Do they really sound like chipmunks?</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//news-anchors-busted-making-fun-of-mocking-kardashians-on-camera</link>
    <pubDate>2011-09-14</pubDate>
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    <title>Scarlett Johansson Cell Phone Hacked Nude Photos Stolen</title>
    <description>The latest celebrity to have their phone hacked was Scarlett Johansson. Unfortunately for her, she had several photos of herself posing naked.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//scarlett-johansson-cell-phone-hacked-nude-photos-stolen</link>
    <pubDate>2011-09-14</pubDate>
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    <title>Gaga is Too Weird. Even For Madonna? That's Pretty Bad.</title>
    <description>If it wasn't obvious by now, Lady Gaga is a huge fan of Madonna. She shows that in her style of music, over the top performances and etc. She even flat out makes statements regarding her admiration.  &quot;You know, there is really no one that is a more adoring and loving Madonna fan than me. I am the hugest fan personally and professionally.&quot;</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//gaga-is-too-weird-even-for-madonna</link>
    <pubDate>2011-09-10</pubDate>
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    <title>Phoenix Goddess Temple Church Busted for Being a Brothel</title>
    <description>Authorities have arrested at least 20 people from the Phoenix Goddess Temple on prostitution charges. Arrest warrants have been issued for 17 more people that have been indicted.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//phoenix-goddess-temple-church-busted-for-being-a-brothel</link>
    <pubDate>2011-09-10</pubDate>
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    <title>All My Children Star Susan Lucci Refuses to Make Digital Transition</title>
    <description>To the dismay of many, myself included, television hit All My Children is due to end on TV. It is going to continue online, but we know that's not nearly as good. Especially since some actors won't cross over. Susan Lucci plays Erica Kane, easily one of the best characters on the show. So needless to say the show won&acirc;t be the same.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//all-my-children-star-susan-lucci-refuses-to-make-digital-transition</link>
    <pubDate>2011-09-08</pubDate>
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    <title>Get Off the Hamster Wheel and Get a Life</title>
    <description>Pardon me for stating the obvious but, the economy is in the not doing well. Employers are
laying workers off and shifting the responsibilities and job duties if the absent worker onto the survivors, largely because they can. For every working schmuck that wants to 
complain about long hours, lower pay, and an increased workload, there are 10 more that
are willing to jump in and take his or her place. Does the fear instilled among those &quot;lucky enough&quot; to have a job and the absence of incentives and perks actually help production, or do these morale killers create lazy and burned out employees that do the bare minimum amount of work to avoid being fired? The answer to that question should be fairly obvious too.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//get-off-the-hamster-wheel-and-get-a-life</link>
    <pubDate>2011-09-07</pubDate>
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    <title>Carrie Fisher Becomes Jenny Craig's Latest Spokesperson. Didn't See That Coming.</title>
    <description>What respectable nerd as of late doesn't know who Carrie Fisher is? Better known as Princess Leia in Star Wars, Ms. Fisher's life has been going downhill until recently.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//carrie-fisher-becomes-jenny-craig-spokesperson</link>
    <pubDate>2011-09-06</pubDate>
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    <title>The Government Cannot Create Jobs</title>
    <description>I was at the gym on Monday morning when President Obama appeared on the giant screen in front of the elliptical machine I was slogging away on.  I unplugged the energetic workout mix I had been listening to and plugged in to hear Obama.  It only took about 15 seconds before I had my speed up to 9.1 on that freaking machine, so angry had I become at yet another round of Obama&acirc;s lies and distortions being broadcast to the world.  Forget the dance mixes.  From now on, I&acirc;m working out to Obama speeches.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//the-government-cannot-create-jobs</link>
    <pubDate>2011-09-06</pubDate>
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    <title>Too Many Snakes on a Plane - Kris Humphries and Ray J Face Off</title>
    <description>It was the epitome of awkwardness and awesomeness... There they were, two dudes on a plane that had one thing in common; only Kris Humphries hasn't made a tape yet.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//too-many-snakes-on-a-plane-kris-humphries-and-ray-j-face-off</link>
    <pubDate>2011-09-02</pubDate>
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    <title>A Tim Burton Batmobile For Sale On eBay</title>
    <description>Many folks have seen the recent Batman films directed by Christopher Nolan. People seem to really enjoy them, but there is a consistent compliant that I hear about. That complaint is about the new Batmobile they chose, pretty much a tank tumbler painted black.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//tim-burton-batmobile-for-sale-on-ebay-sells-for-620k</link>
    <pubDate>2011-09-02</pubDate>
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    <title>Ghosts Haunting Kate Middleton and Prince William? I'm Almost Hoping Yes.</title>
    <description>I'm not necessarily a believer in ghosts per say. What I do believe in is entertainment value such can bring though. The royal family is littered with bitter spirits to haunt the current members after all. Like Greek Mythology and Soap Operas the royal family is a legacy full of murder, betrayal, and occasionally adultery.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//ghosts-haunting-kate-middleton-and-prince-william-i-am-almost-hoping-yes</link>
    <pubDate>2011-09-01</pubDate>
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    <title>Apple iPhone Prototype Lost in Bar Due To Bet... For The Second Time.</title>
    <description>Apple employees tend be to lushes and gamblers apparently. CNET, a technology news website, reports that a new version of the iPhone was lost in a bet in a bar, something that happened the year before as well.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//apple-iphone-prototype-lost-in-bar-due-to-bet-for-the-second-time</link>
    <pubDate>2011-09-01</pubDate>
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    <title>Urkel and Dr. House Meet Up In Canon? In Prison No Less? Glorious.</title>
    <description>It sounds like a joke, but I swear it isn&acirc;t. TV Live has in fact confirmed that Jaleel White is due to guest star on the October 3rd 8th season premiere of the prime time hit House. White isn&acirc;t playing his beloved role of Urkel, but hey he and House are going to be prison mates. To me that&acirc;s still awesome.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//urkel-and-dr-house-meet-up-in-canon-in-prison</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-31</pubDate>
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    <title>FEMA Releases Rare 9/11 Underground Search Video Footage</title>
    <description>This rare video following the September 11th attacks shows the underground search for survivors,
as documented by FEMA. </description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//fema-releases-rare-9-11-underground-search-video-footage</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-31</pubDate>
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    <title>Abortion Clinics Due To Close in Virginia Due To New Regulations</title>
    <description>I'm sure it has been said before that people will do almost anything to reach a goal provided they're passionate enough. What not many people mention is how low people will go to reach the goals. Proof of this arises in Virginia.
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    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//abortion-clinics-due-to-close-in-virginia-due-to-new-regulations</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-30</pubDate>
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    <title>Hurricane Irene Death Toll - Millions Evacuated and Without Power</title>
    <description>Hurricane Irene is only moving at about 13 mph, but it is battering the East Coast leaving flooding, power outages, and deaths in its wake.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//hurricane-irene-death-toll-millions-evacuated-and-without-power</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-27</pubDate>
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    <title>Can China's Version of Twitter Pass Up Original Internationally?</title>
    <description>Twitter, it seems like everyone's got one. From temporary celebrities like Justin Beiber (his time will come I assure you) to President Obama himself. Many lesser celebrities and the common man seem to have them as well. No one can doubt it's popularity here in the U.S. that's for sure. Is it truly the top of of the social networking sites though? China's imitation Weibo certainly doesn't think so.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//chinese-version-of-twitter-a-threat-will-weibo-win</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-26</pubDate>
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    <title>Lady Gaga Has More Power Than The Queen and Oprah? Yeah Right.</title>
    <description>No one can deny Gaga's popularity, but does she really have that much power and influence? According to Forbes' annual World's 100 Most Powerful Women list she's important enough to rank 11 in that regard.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//lady-gaga-more-powerful-than-the-queen-and-oprah-makes-forbes-top-100-list</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-26</pubDate>
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    <title>LAPD Officer Shot in South Los Angeles - Multiple Gunshot Wounds</title>
    <description>At 2:45 PM today an Los Angeles police officer was gunned down near the corner of 66th Street and Western Avenue.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//lapd-officer-shot-south-los-angeles-multiple-gunshot-wounds-serious-condition</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-25</pubDate>
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    <title>Rodney King Involved With The Police Again</title>
    <description>Rodney King was busted again. I'm sure I don't have to explain the infamous L.A. Riots and Rodney King's connection to them to that many people, but I'll be brief and do so anyway.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//rodney-king-involved-police-again</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-25</pubDate>
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    <title>Do Looks Matter More For Politicians Rather Than Views? Let's Hope Not. </title>
    <description>You know what I get a lot? &quot;Oh, you're so cynical. Lighten up. Why can't you be more positive?&quot; I always tell that person to take a look at the world and try to prove me wrong. It hasn't happened yet and with each passing day something comes along to strengthen my argument.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//do-looks-matter-for-politicians-appearance-most-important</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-24</pubDate>
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    <title>Worst Year on Record for Home Sales in 50 Years is 2011</title>
    <description>Just when we thought that it couldn't get any worse; sales of new houses
dropped again. If trends continue, 2011 will be the worst year on record
for new home sales.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//worst-year-on-record-for-home-sales-in-50-years-is-2011</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-23</pubDate>
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    <title>Canada and Venezuela the next OPEC?</title>
    <description>With the world growing at an ever increasing pace, our lust for energy can never be fulfilled. As you read this there are likely hundreds if not thousands of individuals working diligently to find a plentiful source of energy to replace our beloved fossil fuels. From cold fusion to the solar panel, someone is working on it. In the meantime...</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//canada-and-venezuela-the-next-opec</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-22</pubDate>
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    <title>Raiders vs. 49ers Game - More Senseless Violence and a Shooting</title>
    <description>In a game between the Oakland Raiders and rival team, the San Francisco 49ers on Saturday a man was shot many times and another one was beaten unconscious. Fights broke out everywhere as mindless thugs decided to teach fans a lesson for wearing the wrong jersey.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//raiders-vs-49ers-game-more-senseless-violence-and-a-shooting</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-22</pubDate>
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    <title>G.O.P. finally starting to get it?</title>
    <description>Jon Huntsman berates fellow right-wing candidate Rick Perry over various issues stubbornly clung to by the party.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//gop-finally-starting-to-get-it</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-21</pubDate>
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    <title>North Korea Upset: What'd South Korea Do This Time?</title>
    <description>Like an old married couple North and South Korea are at it again with the squabbling. If an old married couple had nuclear weapons at their disposal anyway. The U.S Department of Defense reports that on August 16th South Korea along with the United States began the Ulchi Freedom Guardian exercise which will last for 10 consecutive days. </description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//north-korea-upset-what-did-south-korea-do-this-time</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-19</pubDate>
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    <title>Abercromie Wants Jersey Shore's The Situation To Stop Making Them Look Bad</title>
    <description>Celebrity endorsements are something common to the market. It's a simple deal; a company pays a celebrity to wear their merchandise while on camera to boost business.  However, have you ever heard of a company paying a celebrity to not wear their merchandise?</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//abercromie-wants-jersey-shores-the-situation-to-stop-making-them-look-bad</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-19</pubDate>
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    <title>West Memphis Three Released from Prison - Wrongful Conviction</title>
    <description>UPDATED: the West Memphis Three have been released after 18 years in prison. - The West Memphis Three left their cells yesterday and may be released from prison. They have a hearing today that may result in them being freed from jail permanently. </description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//west-memphis-three-leave-prison-released-free</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-19</pubDate>
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    <title>Threats against David Letterman,  Jihadists Threaten CBS's Late Night Lineup</title>
    <description>Some Al Qaeda linked Terrorists have issued is a new Fatwa against comedy, by threatening to ruin the CBS late light show. A terrorist group vowed to launch an attack against talk show host David Letterman.
Similar threats have not been made against Jay Leno.  </description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//threats-against-david-letterman-jihadists-threaten-cbs-late-night-lineup</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-18</pubDate>
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    <title>What Are the Safest Cities in America for 2011?</title>
    <description>We scoured many sources to give you the top 10 safest cities in America. Why? Because things are
tough out there. You have to worry about keeping your job, making house and car payments, feeding your
children, your health, and a myriad of other things. If you have to move, why not move somewhere where 
you don't have to worry about being killed? </description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//safest-cities-best-places-to-live-in-america-usa-2011</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-17</pubDate>
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    <title>People are Stealing Dogs in this Bad Economy - Pet Theft on the Rise</title>
    <description>The economy is bad. Times are tough. People are committing crimes out of desperation that 
they wouldn't ordinarily commit. Some situations that are perfectly safe in good economic 
times have become unsafe. But humans aren't the only victims of opportunistic crimes. 
Fido had better watch out too. Pet theft is increasing at an alarming rate.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//people-are-stealing-dogs-in-this-bad-economy-pet-theft-awareness</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-16</pubDate>
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    <title>Production Stops for Johnny Depp on The Lone Ranger</title>
    <description>Disney shut down production on &quot;The Lone Ranger&quot; which was supposed to star Johnny Depp as Tanto. 
It appears that Gore Verbinski (the director), Jerry Bruckheimer (the producer) and Disney 
couldn't get their act together and failed to agree on a budget.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//production-stops-for-johnny-depp-on-the-lone-ranger-disney-budget</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-16</pubDate>
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    <title>Samuel Martinez Gonzalez Charged With Sex Trafficking Texas to Santa Ana, CA</title>
    <description>Several girls have been rescued from Samuel Martinez Gonzalez of Orange County. Gonzalez brought the teenage girls from Texas to California so they could work for him as prostitutes.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//samuel-martinez-gonzalez-charged-with-sex-trafficing-texas-to-santa-ana-ca</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-15</pubDate>
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    <title>National Go Topless Day 2011 in Venice Beach, CA</title>
    <description>UPDATED: Women have a damn good argument, and they're taking it to the streets, er, I mean the beach. Their argument is simple. If men can go topless, why can't women? On August 21st, 2011 the rally begins in Venice Beach California when women assert that it is their constitutional right to bare their breasts in public.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//national-go-topless-day-2011-venice-beach-california</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-24</pubDate>
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    <title>Missing 2 Year Old Girl Madeline Found Dead with Father Mourad Samaan Sacramento</title>
    <description>Missing Girl Found Dead. It's an all too familiar headline these days. The twisted minds of disturbed strangers are not the only threat, however. In too many of these cases, it's a family friend, relative or, worse yet, the girl's own father.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//missing-girl-found-dead-sacramento-with-father-mourad-samaan</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-14</pubDate>
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    <title>Stage Collapses at Indiana State Fair, 4 People Killed (video, pics)</title>
    <description>The country band Sugarland was going to perform at the Indiana State Fair. 
Unfortunately, a freak accident occurred. Strong wind gusts kicked up 
causing the stage to collapse. Four people were killed and over 40 
were injured with some being trapped beneath the fallen stage.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//stage-collapses-at-indiana-state-fair-three-people-killed</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-13</pubDate>
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    <title> Pregnant Woman Killed, Mauled by Her Own Pit Bull</title>
    <description>Are pit bulls a killer breed? If you suggest that to a pit bull owner, you'll find 
yourself in a heated debate. Pit bull owners will tell you that it's the individual
dog that's the problem, and that pit bulls are sweet and gentle dogs, despite the
many stories of mauling deaths. But if the breed isn't a problem, what is? And why
aren't we seeing headlines that read &quot;Family Labrador Mauls Owners&quot;?</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//pregnant-woman-killed-mauled-by-her-own-pit-bull</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-12</pubDate>
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    <title>This is Not My Beautiful Life. You May Ask Yourself, Well, How Did I Get Here?</title>
    <description>I remember what life was like as a child. Not just my life, but life in general. Mom didn't work. Let me rephrase that before she has my head. My mother worked her ass off for our family and never made a dime. My father started out as a skilled laborer and brought home a modest salary
compared to most white collar professionals. Somehow, we did just fine. I think our family did
better back then than most two income households are doing today. And yea, I know that, in the title, I changed the lyrics of the Talking Heads, &quot;Once In A Lifetime&quot; song...</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//americans-work-long-hours-overworked-poor-quality-of-life</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-11</pubDate>
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    <title>Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (A Review)</title>
    <description>Never has there been a worse Maroon 5 track. I want five minutes of my life back.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//maroon-5-moves-like-jagger-music-review</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-11</pubDate>
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    <title>Fugitive Dougherty Siblings in Custody</title>
    <description>&quot;Trooper Richard Krantz says authorities believe the three arrested are 21-year-old Ryan Edward Dougherty, 26-year-old Dylan Dougherty Stanley and 29-year-old Lee Grace Dougherty, but are still confirming their identifies.&quot; -CBS News</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//fugitive-dougherty-siblings-trio-in-custody</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-10</pubDate>
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    <title>Reporters Attacked and Beaten in London as Riots Continue</title>
    <description>Reporters all over London are being attacked, some while doing live broadcasts. Journalists from Sky News, CNN, The Guardian, the BBC and others have come under violent attack by rioters.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//reporters-attacked-and-beaten-in-london-as-riots-continue</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-09</pubDate>
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    <title>Wal-Mart - Save Money, Live Better, or Support Rape and Torture?</title>
    <description>For years young women have suffered sexual abuse, torture and have been repeatedly raped in Jordan. They weren't
kidnapped. They weren't prostitutes. They were raped for going to work and for doing their job. They were sewing
apparel for labels that include Wal-Mart, Target, Macy's, Hanes and others at the Classic factory in Jordan.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//employees-raped-tortured-at-jordan-classic-factory-supplying-wal-mart</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-09</pubDate>
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    <title>San Diego Cop Shot in Head, Critically Injured</title>
    <description>A San Diego police officer is clinging to life after being shot in the head for no apparent reason. The suspect has been killed.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//san-diego-cop-shot-in-head-suspect-killed</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-07</pubDate>
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    <title>Kelly Thomas Memorial Rally and Protest For Fullerton Police Beating Victim</title>
    <description>Turnout was amazing at the Kelly Thomas rally and protest today. Hundreds of friends, family, and a whole lot of people that cared about what happened to Kelly Thomas turned up to show their support.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//kelly-thomas-memorial-rally-and-protest-for-fullerton-police-beating-victim</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-06</pubDate>
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    <title>Invisible Sharks discovered just in time for shark week</title>
    <description>As children, we were all afraid of them, but that, of course, changed as we grew older. Now, we have every reason to be completely terrified.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//invisible-sharks-discovered-just-in-time-for-shark-week</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-06</pubDate>
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    <title>Black Mobs Racially Charged Attacks on Whites at State Fair</title>
    <description>As people left a State Fair in Milwaukee, they were attacked by mobs. Witnesses describe a mob of young black people looking in cars for white people to assault.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//black-mobs-racially-charged-attacks-on-whites-at-state-fair</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-05</pubDate>
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    <title>Rick Santorum Attacks Public Schools</title>
    <description>The Republican presidential candidate with the very unfortunate name (google Santorum) has something to say about the school systems.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//rick-santorum-attacks-public-schools</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-05</pubDate>
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    <title>I don't have the words...</title>
    <description>Yesterday started out like any other day. Then a news story came over the radio about a stabbing in my old neighborhood. I assumed that it probably wasn't anybody that I knew. Unfortunately, I was wrong.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//i-dont-have-the-words</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-04</pubDate>
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    <title>Elderly couple cheats lottery?</title>
    <description>How people are beating out the odds and winning big.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//elderly-couple-cheats-lottery-loophole-strategy</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-02</pubDate>
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    <title>Are Coyotes Dangerous to Humans? Do they Attack Children and Adults?</title>
    <description>Do coyotes attack humans? I used to live in a California neighborhood filled with coyotes. 
No, we're not talking about the forest. I lived in a densely populated neighborhood
near Los Angeles. The parking lot next to my apartment was always filled with peacocks. 
Coyotes eat peacocks!</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//coyotes-dangerous-to-humans-attack-children-adults-fatal-encroaching-on-habitat</link>
    <pubDate>2011-08-01</pubDate>
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    <title>Los Angeles News Reporter Shot While Doing Live Weather Report</title>
    <description>Leanne Suter of KABC was doing the weather in Fontana, CA when she was hit in the hand by pellets from a BB gun. </description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//los-angeles-news-reporter-shot-while-doing-live-weather-report</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-31</pubDate>
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    <title>Homeless Man Dies After Police Altercation - FBI Civil Rights Investigation</title>
    <description>UPDATED 8-06-11 Ron Thomas alleges that the Fullerton, CA Police beat his son to death. Kelly Thomas was continuously tasered and beat on July 5th. Witness says police beat and murdered a man that put up no resistance.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//homeless-man-dies-after-police-altercation-fbi-civil-rights-investigation</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-29</pubDate>
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    <title>Breaking News: Riot in Los Angeles - Canceled movie premier gets out of control</title>
    <description>Breaking News: A riot started in the streets of Hollywood after the Electric Daisy Carnival Premier (Documentary about a Rave) was canceled. LAPD is in riot gear. Cop cars trashed, riot guns have been used against the crowd.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//riot-in-hollywood-rave-gets-out-of-control</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-27</pubDate>
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    <title>Were Gay People Discriminated Against at Dollywood?</title>
    <description>Are gay people discriminated against? You bet they are. Sometimes attempts
at correcting wrongs can swing the other way, however, and lead to more 
discrimination. We need to be sensitive, but not so overly accommodating 
that our attempts at removing discrimination equate to getting to do whatever
you want because people are afraid to offend you. That type of fear and
ignorance serves to obfuscate the mission of equality, inevitably leading
to more discrimination and feelings that things are unfair.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//were-gay-people-lesbians-discriminated-against-at-dollywood</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-27</pubDate>
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    <title>How to Get Rid of Ants in the Kitchen</title>
    <description>Since we moved into a new house a year ago, we have a lot of unwelcome visitors. 
It seems like ants have made their way into our kitchen every day, roaming
free in search of any tiny crumb that we might have missed when wiping down
the kitchen counter. I don't mind the ants very much. For my wife it is a 
different story.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//how-to-get-rid-of-ants-in-the-kitchen</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-26</pubDate>
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    <title>Norway Shooting Police Arrive 90 Minutes Late</title>
    <description>Police arrive around 90 minutes late in the Oslo, Norway shooting. It's certainly wasn't intentional; it was more like a Keystone Kops scenario.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//oslo-norway-shooting-police-90-minutes-late</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-23</pubDate>
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    <title>Teen Allegedly Kills Parents With Hammer, Purportedly Confesses</title>
    <description>It's a parent's worst nightmare; you raise a child only to have him bludgeon you to death
with a hammer. Parents used to fear that their children could fall victim to abductors, 
drunk drivers, out of control parties, and experimentation with drugs. Now parents might
be looking over their shoulder a little more.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//teen-allegedly-kills-parents-with-hammer-throws-party-purportedly-confesses</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-21</pubDate>
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    <title>Whistleblower Found Dead in News of the World Phone Hacking Scandal</title>
    <description>Sean Hoare has been found dead. Although the timing of his demise would appear to be a very strange coincidence, foul play has actually been ruled out.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//whistleblower-found-dead-in-news-of-the-world-phone-hacking-scandal</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-18</pubDate>
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    <title>Score 1 for the Passengers - A Woman Strikes Back by Groping TSA Agent</title>
    <description>We're all sick of the TSA fondling our grandmothers and little children. Now, the passengers have struck back by giving the TSA a taste of their own medicine.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//woman-passenger-gropes-tsa-agent</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-16</pubDate>
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    <title>Lady Gaga Mocks the Wheelchair Bound and Gets Egged</title>
    <description>Oh no she didn't! We're all pretty much immune to Lada Gaga's shocking behavior, but she has taken it to a whole new level. Apparently, that's when people throw eggs at you.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//lady-gaga-mocks-the-wheelchair-bound-and-gets-egged</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-15</pubDate>
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    <title>Danger, EMF Exposure Can Kill You. There are Serious Health Risks</title>
    <description>In the 50's and 60's people laughed when the dangers of cigarette smoking was mentioned. Who's laughing now? Many see the danger of electromagnetic fields as a joke.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//danger-emf-exposure-can-kill-you-serious-health-risks</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-13</pubDate>
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    <title>Do You Hire IT People? Are You Looking for a Technology Job?</title>
    <description>There are some great recruiters but, then again, some are worse than used car salespeople. I just had the misfortune to be harassed by one.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//do-you-hire-it-people-remmington-jobspringpartners-boylseton-group</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-12</pubDate>
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    <title>The Hidden Paycheck</title>
    <description>I was recently part of a discussion on this very topic and it is (especially in today&acirc;s economy) either a sore subject or a saving grace. There seems to be discontent among employees from entry-level workers to highly paid professionals.  Reduced salaries, lack of annual pay increases, and furlough days (or mandatory time-off) top the list of growing complaints. In an economy where necessities such as food, housing, and gas are continually rising, it is becoming increasingly difficult to maintain a household, even with a steady paycheck.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//hidden-paycheck-employer-provided-health-insurance</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-11</pubDate>
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    <title>Russian Boat Operators Break the Rules, More than 120 Die Including Children</title>
    <description>More than 120 tourists have been killed in an avoidable boat accident including tens of children. In a boat designed to carry no more than 140 people, many parents lost their grip on their kids as they sank to a watery grave.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//russian-boat-operators-break-safety-rules-over-120-dead-including-children</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-11</pubDate>
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    <title>Betty Ford, Former First Lady, Dies at 93</title>
    <description>Betty Ford has died at age 93. Betty Ford was the former First Lady and widow to the late President Gerald Ford.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//betty-ford-former-first-lady-dies-at-93</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-09</pubDate>
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    <title>Final Launch Day for Space Shuttle Atlantis</title>
    <description>The final Space Shuttle launch happened this morning. It was the 135th NASA launch.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//final-launch-day-for-space-shuttle-atlantis</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-08</pubDate>
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    <title>The Anthony Trial, Justice or Injustice Defined</title>
    <description>As the headline sinks in, people are in doubt of the justice system.  How someone so apparently guilty could go free, it is disturbing.  One look at the circumstances of the case and a person would know instinctively that this person did it, right?</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//the-anthony-trial-justice-or-injustice-defined</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-06</pubDate>
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    <title>Facebook Launches New File Sharing App With Group Chat</title>
    <description>Facebook launches file sharing, group chat, a new design and &quot;Video Calling&quot;.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//facebook-launches-new-product</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-06</pubDate>
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    <title>Casey Anthony Not Guilty of First-Degree Murder</title>
    <description>The verdict is in and Casey Anthony has been acquitted of first-degree murder
in the death of daughter Caylee in 2008.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//casey-anthony-not-guilty-of-first-degree-murder</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-05</pubDate>
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    <title>Two Year Old Falls 10 Stories - Caught by 31 Year Old Mother</title>
    <description>Never leave your child unattended! Especially if you're 10 stories up. It's a lesson that a grandmother, that should have known better, has learned with a near miss.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//two-year-old-falls-10-stories-caught-by-31-year-old-mother</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-03</pubDate>
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    <title>Man Protesting Helmet Law Dies in Motorcycle Crash</title>
    <description>A man doing a ride to protest the helmet laws crashed on his motorcycle landed on his head, and died. </description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//man-protesting-helmet-law-dies-in-motorcycle-crash</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-03</pubDate>
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    <title>DSK, Political Theater</title>
    <description>The courts are often a readily available theater for political intrigues.  So seems to be the frenzied case against former International Monetary Fund chairman Dominique Straus Kahn.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//dsk-political-theater</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-01</pubDate>
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    <title>Is a College Degree Worth it? Guess Again.</title>
    <description>Does having a college degree mean that you will be more successful? It depends on 
how you define success. If we are talking about wealth, a degree may not be the way 
to go. You heard that right. Do you think that a dry cleaner (owner of a dry cleaning 
business) without a degree will make more than a person with a Masters Degree in Philosophy? 
How about Sociology? Art History? English Literature? Biological Science?</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//is-a-college-degree-worth-it</link>
    <pubDate>2011-07-01</pubDate>
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    <title>Teen Attacked with Baseball Bat, Stun Gun, and Rapest Tattooed on Face</title>
    <description>Dirty cops can be scary, but hillbilly street justice is a whole lot scarier. </description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//teen-attacked-with-baseball-bat-stun-gun-and-rapest-tattooed-on-face</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-29</pubDate>
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    <title>Missing Texas Woman Found Dead in Ventilation Duct</title>
    <description>There has been a tragic turn in the search for a missing Texas women. Her body
has been recovered from the industrial ventilation system in Perry's Steakhouse 
in Austin, Texas.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//missing-texas-woman-found-dead-in-ventilation-duct</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-28</pubDate>
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    <title>Onward to Extinction - The Decline of the Middle Class in America</title>
    <description>Will the middle class be wiped out? Is there even a middle class anymore? Not for long. The powers that be have been chipping away at what little 
we have for decades, and it's not getting any better.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//decline-of-the-middle-class-in-america-middle-class-wiped-out</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-27</pubDate>
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    <title>Alleged U.K. Hacker has Autism, Asperger's and Agoraphobia</title>
    <description>Ryan Cleary, 19 year old hacker, should be released on bail according to his lawyer.
Cleary has attacked several music industry websites in the U.K., and has also hacked
into the British equivalent of the FBI which is broken into three branches; MI5, 
the Counter-terrorism branch in London, and the Regional Special Branch.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//alleged-uk-hacker-has-autism-aspergers-and-agoraphobia</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-25</pubDate>
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    <title>Man Hiding in a Porta Potty Busted</title>
    <description>Your worst nightmare has come true. No, not the one where you are making a speech
in front of the freshmen class wearing only shoes! I'm taking about the man in a 
Porta Potty nightmare.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//man-hiding-in-a-porta-potty-busted</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-24</pubDate>
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    <title>OJ Simpson Finally Confesses to Killing Nicole?</title>
    <description>Accused of killing his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson in 1994, did O.J. Simpson finally confess to the murder? That is what has been circulating on the Internet, and it's spreading like wildfire!</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//oj-simpson-finally-confesses-to-killing-nicole</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-23</pubDate>
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    <title>Boston Mob Boss Taken Down by FBI</title>
    <description>Mass Murderer, James &quot;Whitey&quot; Bulger, evaded capture in large part because he received help from the FBI. This
guy is no joke. He's wanted for the murder of 19 people, and those are the ones that we know about. You know that
this guy had to be one nasty dude back in the day, especially since Martin Scorsese based his ultra-violent 2006 film &quot;The Departed&quot; on Bulger.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//boston-mob-boss-james-whitey-bulger-arrested-by-fbi</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-23</pubDate>
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    <title>Car Jacked by a 7 Year Old</title>
    <description>In traffic school I learned that you possess all of the physical and mental skills to operate a car at around age 3. So a 7 year old driving 50 mph down the highway should be no big deal, right?</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//car-jacked-by-a-7-year-old</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-22</pubDate>
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    <title>Ryan Dunn of Jackass Dies in Car Crash</title>
    <description>Star of the Jackass movies, Ryan Dunn has passed away after a car accident this morning.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//ryan-dunn-of-jackass-dies-in-a-car-accident</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-20</pubDate>
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    <title>Homeless Man Found - Finds Out He's Rich!</title>
    <description>Max Melitzer spends his time pushing a shopping cart around with all of his stuff in it. He sleeps in shelters, and sometimes in cars in the junk yard. He's inherited a lot of cash. This is a real rags-to-riches story.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//homeless-man-found-inherits-money-finds-out-he-is-rich</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-18</pubDate>
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    <title>Teen Heroes Help Neglected Children Roaming Naked  In The Streets</title>
    <description>There's a song called &quot;Hell is for Children&quot; that was popular in the 1980's. Some New Jersey toddlers were living in their own personal hell, thanks to an uncaring mother. Fortunately, their nightmare had a happy ending.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//teen-heroes-help-neglected-children-roaming-naked-in-thestreets</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-18</pubDate>
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    <title>Not Homeless people, Bums!</title>
    <description>Ever get tired of walking down the street and been approached by someone who claims to be desperate.  Do lots of sympathetic thoughts and emotions go through your head?  Do you feel like you really want to help but are worried this may be a junky trying to hustle you?  In this era of tough financial times, it should also be a time of sensitivity. But what happens when you give money or food only to find out it is not needed, it is expected, or worse, it is thrown away?</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//theres-a-difference-between-homeless-people-and-bums</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-17</pubDate>
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    <title>What do Steve Jobs and Joseph Stalin have in common?</title>
    <description>While Steve Jobs may not want to send you to forced labor camps (at least I don't think that he does), his Apple brigade does want control over
how you use your phone. Apple doesn't just want to control what you do with their phone, they plan on forcing the issue.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//iphone-fail-steve-jobs-controls-what-you-do-on-your-phoone</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-16</pubDate>
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    <title>Rapist of Elderly Woman Gets Instant Death Sentence </title>
    <description>Rapists are the lowest form of life, however, one step beneath a rapist is a child rapist or a person that rapes frail old people. This time mother nature struck back with her own special form of justice.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//rapist-of-elderly-women-gets-instant-death-sentence </link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-14</pubDate>
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    <title>Let it Go - Dealing with Anger Issues</title>
    <description>You're driving down the freeway, leaving a safe distance between you and the car in front of you. 
The guy behind you is aggressive and riding your ass. He swerves around changing lanes three times,
only to cut right in front of you, forcing you to brake to avoid colliding with him. Then comes 
the fun part. He flips you the bird.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//dealing-with-anger-issues-road-rage</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-13</pubDate>
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    <title>Have we seen the Last of the Mohicans?</title>
    <description>It seems like what was once a shocking, weird or unique scene is now commonplace.  In the 1970's and 80's it would have been difficult to find a lot of people wearing tattoos. Finding a girl with a tattoo that was not a biker or into Goth was even more difficult.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//have-we-seen-the-last-of-the-mohicans</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-10</pubDate>
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    <title>Estella Warren Drunk Driving Charge and Hit and Run</title>
    <description>Bombshell model and actress Estella Warren was arrested and charged with a DUI. The icing on the cake is the alleged assault on her arresting officer, and a hit and run.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//estella-warren-drunk-driving-charge-hit-and-run</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-10</pubDate>
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    <title>Computer Technician Accused of Peeping on Women from their Own Computer Webcams</title>
    <description>Ladies, do you trust your computer repair guy with your computer? If you do, you might just be sharing your most intimate secrets with him.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//compputer-tech-accused-of-peeping-on-women-from-their-own-computer-webcams</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-09</pubDate>
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    <title>Is the Institution of Marriage a Sick Joke?</title>
    <description>If something had a less than 50% chance of success, would you bet thousands of dollars of your money on it? How about if it failed once, and you had another chance, however, the odds fell to a less than a 30% chance of success? Would you bet your house, possibly your job, and the time you are allowed spend with your children on it?  Many people gamble with theses odds over, and over again. The game they are playing is called marriage.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//why-get-married-when-marriages-do-not-last</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-09</pubDate>
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    <title>Processed Meats are Deadly, But Diets High in Red Meat Can Kill You Too?</title>
    <description>Processed meats cause bowel cancer... period. But is there more to it?</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//processed-meats-are-deadly-but-diets-high-in-red-meat-can-kill-you-too</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-08</pubDate>
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    <title>Bloggers Get a beat Down From New Jersey Supreme Court</title>
    <description>A blogger in Washington state is being sued by Too Much Media over comments made on a message board. The New Jersey Supreme Court dealt a blow to bloggers asserting that bloggers do not have the same protections for their sources as traditional journalists.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//bloggers-are-not-protected-under-journalism-law-new-jersey-supreme-court</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-07</pubDate>
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    <title>What are the Most Dangerous High School and College Sports?</title>
    <description>The most dangerous high school and collegiate sports might not be what you expect.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//most-dangerous-school-sports-high-school-and-collegiate</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-06</pubDate>
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    <title>U2's Bono - Bourgeois Saint and Anti-Poverty Advocate is Outed for Tax Evasion</title>
    <description>Wasn't Bono in the spotlight for fighting global poverty? Wasn't he dubbed Sir Bono? It seems that greed and hypocrisy may taint his legacy.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//u2s-bono-bourgeois-saint-and-so-called-anti-poverty-advocate-tax-evasion</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-05</pubDate>
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    <title>Living in America &acirc; Are Americans Spoiled? Do we Appreciate our Advantages?</title>
    <description>In America we have every advantage. Do Americans truly appreciate their advantages an freedoms, or are we selfish?</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//are-americans-spoiled-do-we-take-ur-freedom-for-granted</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-05</pubDate>
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    <title>So You Want to be an Actor? Words of Wisdom from an Aspiring Actress.</title>
    <description>Being an actor is tough.  It&acirc;s my opinion that you have to be mildly insane to even give such a long shot career a chance.  According to the Los Angeles Times, 72.1% of actors make less than $5000 a year.  That means the majority of people who call themselves actors aren&acirc;t doing it as a full time job.  If you think about those numbers, it makes you wonder why people would bother attempting it at all.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//advice-and-tips-on-how-to-become-an-actor-or-actress</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-04</pubDate>
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    <title>International Panel - War on Drugs Failed. Recommends Legalizing Pot</title>
    <description>Thousands of inmates are sitting in our already overcrowded prisons for drug charges. Many
of the charges are for possession of a controlled substance.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//international-panel-war-on-drugs-is-a-failure-recommends-we-legalize-pot-now</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-02</pubDate>
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    <title>Congressman Weiner's Weiner Pic Hits Twitter</title>
    <description>Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner claims that his Twitter account was hacked. He will neither confirm nor deny that the pic of the weiner, belongs to Weiner.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//congressman-anthony-weiner-lewd-twitter-pic-controversy</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-01</pubDate>
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    <title>Point a Laser at a Plane, Get Life in Prison</title>
    <description>The number of people that pointed lasers at airplanes almost doubled last year. It is a well known fact that lasers cause temporary blindness and blind pilots can't fly.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//more-people-pointing-lasers-at-planes-need-life-in-prison</link>
    <pubDate>2011-06-01</pubDate>
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    <title>Jersey Shore's Snooki in Car Crash, Injuries, Loses License</title>
    <description>Jersey Shore's Snooki was involved in an injury crash that resulted in the loss of her license.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//jersey-shore-snooki-car-crash-injury-accident-loses-license</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-31</pubDate>
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    <title>Memorial Day - Gardens of Stone</title>
    <description>I went to the veteran&acirc;s cemetery in Westwood California today. I looked out and beheld a sea of tiny American flags, each one representing a fallen soldier, Airman, Seaman, or Marine. Each one of these men and women represents a unique story. As it is Memorial Day, it is the right time to try to tell this story.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//memorial-day-at-los-angeles-national-cemetary</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-30</pubDate>
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    <title>Model Falls 10 Stories to Her Death on Her Birhtday Play Fighting</title>
    <description>An aspiring model, LaShawna M. Threat, was play fighting with a friend as she and her friend fell 10 stories from a hotel window. LaShawna died and her friend survived the fall.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//model-falls-10-stories-to-death-on-her-birhtday-lashawna-threat-pics</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-29</pubDate>
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    <title>Gas Crisis Solved - New Oil Discovered in the USA</title>
    <description>It's gonna be a party at the pump! They found a boat load of new oil right here... in Texas! Are we gonna see $1.35 a gallon soon?</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//gas-crisis-solved-new-oil-discovered-in-texas-usa-shale</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-28</pubDate>
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    <title>What is the Alcohol Content of Mariah Carey's Breasts?</title>
    <description>The LA County Department of Children and Family Services wants to know what's in Mariah Carey's Breasts. No, really. (STORY UPDATED)</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//alcohol-content-of-mariah-carey-breastmilk-child-services-guinness-beer</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-26</pubDate>
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    <title>Lance Armstrong -The Last True Superhero</title>
    <description>Say it isn't so! The words &quot;Lance Armstrong Doping&quot; are all over the Internet and radio today.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//lance-armstrong-the-last-true-superhero-accused-of-doping</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-24</pubDate>
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    <title>Flash Mobs - Coming to (Destroy) a City Near You </title>
    <description>Flash Mobs have naturally evolved into violent groups of teen vandals that endanger everyone and everything in their path. I say, &quot;DUH!&quot; What did you expect?</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//dangerous-flash-mobs-loot-business-riot-and-vandalize-property</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-24</pubDate>
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    <title>Use Hand Sanitizer - Fail Drug Test and Get Fired</title>
    <description>Does your company require testing for alcohol consumption? Are you a clean freak that uses hand sanitizer 24/7, or a health care professional that needs to use it? Your job might be in jeopardy.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//hand-sanitizer-fail-drug-test-get-fired</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-23</pubDate>
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    <title>State of Emergency - California Wins - Schools, Teachers and Students Lose</title>
    <description>American families have been hit hard by a recession that started in late 2007. Declining home values,
astronomical gas prices, increased poverty, dependence on other advanced countries, fleeting educational
opportunities and massive unemployment might be familiar terms that are used to describe a developing nation; certainly 
not the land of opportunity, but times have changed.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//state-of-emergency-california-wins-schools-teachers-students-lose</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-22</pubDate>
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    <title>The Future of Killing: The Rise of the Robots</title>
    <description>&quot;War... What is it good for? Absolutely nuthin....&quot; - Bruce Springsteen. With all due respect to &quot;the Boss&quot;, I must disagree. War is good... good for business. And it always has been.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//future-of-killing-the-rise-of-the-robots</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-20</pubDate>
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    <title>Wrestler Randy Macho Man Savage Dies at Age 58</title>
    <description>Randy &quot;Macho Man&quot; Savage lost control of his Jeep Wrangler and dies in a car crash in Florida. His Jeep jumped the median and crashed into a tree.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//randy-macho-man-savage-heart-attack-dies-age-58-fatal-car-crash</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-20</pubDate>
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    <title>Scientists Predict World Is Going to End</title>
    <description>The world is coming to an end. This time it has been predicted by scientists. Should we sell everything that we own, quit our jobs, and party like it's 1999?</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//scientists-predict-world-going-to-end</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-19</pubDate>
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    <title>Mother Suspected of Medical Child Abuse Tricks Extreme Makeover Home Edition</title>
    <description>It's bad enough that Terri Cerda duped the philanthropic show Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, but the fact that she used her girls takes it down to a whole new low.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//mother-suspected-of-medical-child-abuse-tricks-extreme-makeover-home-edition</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-17</pubDate>
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    <title>Should Doctors Refuse to Treat Fat People?</title>
    <description>Doctors in South Florida are turning obese women away. Is it right?</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//should-doctors-refuse-to-treat-fat-people</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-17</pubDate>
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    <title>A cure for AIDS? Is this real?</title>
    <description>Timothy Ray Brown was HIV positive. He's now the first man in the world to have been cured 
completely of the HIV virus.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//a-cure-for-aids-hiv-immunity-gene-discovered</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-16</pubDate>
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    <title>Ashton Kutcher Gets Jumped into Two and a Half Men Gang</title>
    <description>Ashton Kutcher is stepping up to a big paycheck and replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. Hugh Grant was asked to do it, but he turned it down.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//ashton-kutcher-jumped-into-two-and-a-half-men-gang</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-13</pubDate>
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    <title>Facebook Plays Dirty - Secretly Trashes Google</title>
    <description>You hear so much about conspiracy theories and secret meetings that go on behind closed doors both in the government 
and within big corporations. And who hasn't seen The Social Network? You might already know that, for some companies,
the best way to get money and power is to take it by smashing your competition, and Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg 
certainly isn't above these agressive and unscrupulous tactics.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//facebook-plays-dirty-secretly-trashes-google</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-12</pubDate>
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    <title>Sell Pot - Get Life in Prison</title>
    <description>Whether or not you think that we should legalize marijuana, any reasonable person would likely say that 
killing people is worse than selling pot. You see headlines all of the time where murderers get 40-50 years or less, and not 
even life in prison. </description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//sell-pot-get-life-in-prison</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-09</pubDate>
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    <title>Cowboys and Terrorists</title>
    <description>Some Native Americans have taken umbrage at the use of historical Indian names like Geronimo; they feel they are inappropriately used to describe military operations against Middle Eastern terrorists, &quot;Americas Enemy&quot;.  The question is, do the use of terms like Indian country, Tomahawk cruse missiles, and especially the word savage, really distort the truth or actually give us more truthful albeit unpleasant memories of our history and our present?</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//comparing-american-indians-to-terrorists</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-07</pubDate>
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    <title>Toronto Cop Blames Sluts For Encouraging Rape</title>
    <description>In January a Toronto Police officer stated that, &quot;women should avoid dressing like sluts in order not to be victimized.&quot; Sluts all over the world are fighting back!</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//toronto-cop-blames-sluts-for-encouraging-rape</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-06</pubDate>
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    <title>Osama Bin Laden Compound Death Photos</title>
    <description>WARNING: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC CONTENT. PHOTOS OF DEATH IN THE OSAMA BIN LADEN COMPOUND. </description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//osama-bin-laden-compound-death-photos</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-04</pubDate>
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    <title>Is Science Wrong?</title>
    <description>A majority of American people believe that long established scientific theory should be called into question. Is this a phase or is this the sign of a massive counter revolution against science?</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//are-we-still-questioning-evolution</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-04</pubDate>
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    <title>Spontaneous Celebrations Erupt in New York</title>
    <description>Looking back on the events of these last weeks, we had the British Royal Wedding; It was a lavishly expensive albeit exciting event to watch. In the end the Man who will be king, got the girl and rode off into the sunset. Next an event people have been waiting years to hear about; the master terrorist and mass murderer Osama bin Laden was brought to justice. </description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//spontaneous-celebrations-erupt-in-new-york</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-03</pubDate>
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    <title>Should the U.S. Trust Pakistan?</title>
    <description>A daring raid by Navy seals was a success.  The Mission was kept secret from Pakistani intelligence until it was all over.  Could that have been why it was a success?</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//should-america-trust-pakistan</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-02</pubDate>
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    <title>Osama Bin Laden is Dead</title>
    <description>Osama Bin Laden has been killed. President Obama will address the nation on Sunday according to the White House.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//osama-bin-laden-is-dead</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-01</pubDate>
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    <title>Orphaned La'Shaun Armstrong Saved by Ray Lewis</title>
    <description>You've probably heard the sad tale about the mother that drove herself and her four kids into the Hudson River. 10 Year old La'Shaun Armstrong was the only survivor. There is a &quot;Ray&quot; of hope that comes from this terrible tragedy.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//orphaned-lashaun-armstrong-saved-by-ray-lewis</link>
    <pubDate>2011-05-01</pubDate>
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    <title>Is Donald Trump a Racist or a Clown?</title>
    <description>Is Donald Trump a racist? David Letterman thinks so. But according to Jerry Sienfeld, Trump is &quot;God's gift to commedy&quot;.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//is-donald-trump-a-racist-or-a-clown</link>
    <pubDate>2011-04-29</pubDate>
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    <title>Paige Miles, American Idol Finalist, Escapes From Burning Vehicle</title>
    <description>American Idol singer Paige Miles barely escaped a burning vehicle with her life. The
GMC Envoy that she was driving suddenly burst into flames while the vehicle was
traveling down the highway.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//paige-miles-american-idol-finalist-escapes-from-burning-vehicle</link>
    <pubDate>2011-04-28</pubDate>
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    <title>TSA Sexually Molests Miss America Susie Castillo</title>
    <description>Former Miss USA was fondled by TSA, and we're not just talking about her breasts. Understandably, she is very upset and has taken her experience to the Internet.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//tsa-sexually-molests-miss-america-susie-castillo</link>
    <pubDate>2011-04-27</pubDate>
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    <title>Cell Phone as a Home Phone - Safe in an Emergency?</title>
    <description>More people are using cell phones as their home phones these days; and why not? But have they considered what they will do in an emergency? Calling 911 on a mobile phone is quite different than on a land line.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//cell-phone-as-home-phone-safety-concerns</link>
    <pubDate>2011-04-27</pubDate>
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    <title>Should We Look to Actors On Questions About Our Childrens' Health?</title>
    <description>Actors' opinions are typically given more weight than the average individual. Should their opinions really matter more? It&acirc;s one thing for them to a recommend a luxury car, a perfume or even a brand of beer, but should we allow them to be an authority on our childrens' health?</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//actors-credibility-questions-on-childrens-health</link>
    <pubDate>2011-04-26</pubDate>
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    <title>Man Turns to Reddit Community to Find Missing Wife UPDATE WOMAN FOUND</title>
    <description>&quot;Need help Please- wife is missing since morning and not contactable&quot;, is the title of a post by a man desperate to 
find his wife.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//man-turns-to-reddit-community-to-find-missing-wife-woman-found</link>
    <pubDate>2011-04-26</pubDate>
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    <title>Nic Cage Child Abuse Allegations</title>
    <description>An investigation into possible child abuse has been launched surrounding Nic Cage's arrest. </description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//nic-cage-child-abuse-allegations</link>
    <pubDate>2011-04-25</pubDate>
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    <title>Twin Baby Bears Rescued in China</title>
    <description>The lives of baby bear twins was saved when Tian Shougui, a farmer in China, heard them crying.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//twin-baby-bears-rescued-in-china</link>
    <pubDate>2011-04-24</pubDate>
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    <title>Pro Football Player Brandon Marshall Stabbed by Wife</title>
    <description>Brandon Marshall, wide receiver for the Miami Dolphins, was stabbed by his wife on Friday. He was
rushed to Broward General Hospital.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//pro-football-player-brandon-marshall-stabbed-by-wife</link>
    <pubDate>2011-04-23</pubDate>
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    <title>Obama Hecked in San Francisco? The Obama Song Rings Out.</title>
    <description>President Obama is trying to raise funds for his re-election campaign. Instead, they were raising the roof in San Francisco.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//obama-hecked-san-francisco-song-at-fundraiser</link>
    <pubDate>2011-04-22</pubDate>
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    <title>Nicolas Cage's Son Engaged Getting Married This Sunday</title>
    <description>Nicolas Cage's Son is getting married on Sunday. Yes, we're talking about the one that looks more like the spawn of Ozzy Osbourne.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//nicolas-cage-son-engaged-getting-married-sunday</link>
    <pubDate>2011-04-21</pubDate>
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    <title>Is the U.S. Deporting the Wrong People? - A serious look at a failed opportunity</title>
    <description>Immigration policy in connection with a bad economy is not permitting the U.S.  to leave a place at the table for foreign graduate students. In fact, people who should be treated more like honored guests are being left out in the ICE cold.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//usa-deporting-the-wrong-people</link>
    <pubDate>2011-04-21</pubDate>
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    <title>Naked Pictures of Your Wife Downloaded by Police?</title>
    <description>Have you ever taken a sexy picture of your spouse or lover with your smartphone? You might want to re-think that behavior, that is, unless you don't mind sharing your most intimate moments with the cops.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//naked-pictures-of-your-wife-downloaded-by-police-cellebrite-UFED</link>
    <pubDate>2011-04-20</pubDate>
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    <title>Citizens Beware,  Another Epidemic is Coming</title>
    <description>It seems like  every year we are told to look out for some new epidemic that is going to be the next bubonic plague. Should we be more concerned about motives every time these &quot;experts&quot; cry wolf?</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//citizens-beware-another-epidemic-is-coming</link>
    <pubDate>2011-04-19</pubDate>
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    <title>Girl Murdered in Dorm While Her Boyfriend Watches Online</title>
    <description>A student was murdered in her dorm room in Toronto. Her boyfriend watches her death from his location in China, over 10,000 miles from the scene.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//girl-murdered-in-dorm-while-boyfriend-watches-online</link>
    <pubDate>2011-04-19</pubDate>
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    <title>Obama Monkey Email Controversy, Racism or Bad Judgement?</title>
    <description>Have you every heard someone compare a black person to a monkey or an ape? I have. In fact, a young guy told a pretty diverse group of people that Oprah looked like a gorilla.</description>
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    <description>As gas prices slowly creep towards $5 per gallon, it appears that Barack Obama got his wish for a &quot;gradual adjustment&quot; to high gas prices.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//gas-prices-approach-5-dollars-per-gallon</link>
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    <description>Actor Nicolas Cage has been arrested in New Orleans this morning. He may faces charges of disturbing the peace and domestic abuse.</description>
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    <description>Stephen Moyer, who plays Bill on True Blood flipped his car while racing at the Long Beach Grand Prix.</description>
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    <description>Emma Watson, best known for playing Hermione in the Harry Potter Series, turned 21 today.</description>
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    <description>Coolio gets his drunk on to the dismay of club goers.</description>
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    <description>Have the actual nails from the crucifixion of Jesus Christ been found, or is this just a hoax, or an honest mistake? Gospel states that Jesus rose from the dead on the third day following his crucifixion. If you believe that you can probably assume that he left the nails behind. </description>
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    <description>A 4th grade teacher at Sewells Point Elementary School holds a mock slave auction. African American students are made to stand at the front of the class and get auctioned off by white students.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//teacher-holds-mock-slave-auction-for-fourth-graders</link>
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    <description>We have come a long way from the days of Lee Atwater&acirc;s racially charged Willie Horton ads. This was a political ad for George H. W. Bush that reintroduced America to the specter of a sinister black male, in this case, free from jail on a weekend furlough program, rampaging and raping his way through the peaceful white countryside.</description>
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    <description>Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg may have thwarted the Winklevoss twins' attempts to get at his money, but he may have run out of luck. Convicted felon Paul Ceglia refiled his lawsuit against Zuckerberg, and this time Mark might have a reason to be a little nervous.</description>
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    <pubDate>2011-04-12</pubDate>
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    <description>J. Crew has an ad with a mother painting her son's toenails pink and some people are outraged. So what's the big deal? All little boys try on their mom's clothes at one time or another. Now wait a second. Pull back on the reins a bit here. Should we cloud the minds of toddlers with gender identity issues? No matter what Jenna Lyons, president of J.Crew believes, should we be confusing the rest of the world? Somebody has to say it.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//j-crew-pink-nail-polish-on-boy-crosses-line-on-gender-identity</link>
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    <description>Michael Jackson called it &quot;Jesus Juice&quot;, but Applebee's calls it &quot;unacceptable&quot; after a 15-month-old is served alcohol.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//baby-sent-to-hospital-after-being-served-alcohol-at-applebees</link>
    <pubDate>2011-04-11</pubDate>
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    <title>Have Lower Taxes For The Rich Really Spurred Job Growth?</title>
    <description>The so called Bush tax cuts, respectively known as Economic Growth and Tax Relief Reconciliation Act of 2001(EGTRRA) and Jobs and Growth Tax Relief Reconciliation Act of 2003 (JGTRRA), were sold as a way to grow the economy and spur job growth. The results have not been reassuring. This theory has changed names over the years, originally called voodoo economics by George H. W. Bush; it is widely known as trickle-down economics and is sold as a panacea for everything from ending the recession/depression to lowering the deficit.</description>
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    <description>Keanu Reeves isn't asking for your money. He just wants you to have sex. Okay, he does want you to pony up some cash to see his movie first.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//keanu-reeves-wants-you-to-watch-his-movie-and-have-sex-afterword</link>
    <pubDate>2011-04-10</pubDate>
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    <title>What Are the Best Places to go for Spring Break?</title>
    <description>Where should you go for spring break? It depends on what you're into. If you're on spring break, we'll have to assume that you're 
1) young, and 2) wanting to party it up. That said, you must be looking for hot girls, hot guys, and great drinks and you probably 
don't want to break down and cry when you get your credit card statement either.</description>
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    <title>Joe Francis Wins Against Girls Gone Greedy</title>
    <description>Joe Francis is the man behind Girl's Gone Wild. But what of underage girls? 
Francis has already faced criminal and even federal charges for various issues,
but this time he was accused of destroying the lives of underage girls.</description>
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    <description>The Village People were gay! Okay, I'm not talking about the real Village People that sang, danced, and wore feathers, I'm 
talking about the villagers of the Stone Age. </description>
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    <title>Angelina Jolie Provides Support to Libyan Refugees</title>
    <description>Angelina Jolie is providing Tunisia with assistance with the Libyan refugee crisis. Jolie is the goodwill ambassador for the U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees and has traveled to the border of Tunisian-Libyan 
to gather International support for the refugees.</description>
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    <title>Bloodshed Stirs Little International Involvement</title>
    <description>Last year the people of Ivory Coast elected to oust strongman Laurent Gbagbo. By a fairly wide margin they, through a fair democratic process, elected current president Alassane Ouattara.  Since this election in 2010 there has been a state of civil war. </description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//laurent-gbagbo-bloodshed-stirs-little-international-involvement</link>
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    <title>Republican Congressman Targets America&acirc;s Vulnerable</title>
    <description>Congressman Paul Ryan has clarified the Republican position for voters.  He has demonstrated that if you are a vulnerable member of society, in other words a Senior Citizen, are unemployed or working class, then you deserve no mercy.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//paul-ryan-republican-congressman-targets-americas-vulnerable</link>
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    <description>Bristol Palin was only 18 when she had her son. She was also appointed to a teen ambassador for The Candie's Foundation. The Foundation is on a mission to bring attention to the issue of teenage pregnancy. She has raked in the big bucks for her role as teen ambassador.
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    <description>A 68 year old man that looks just like Christoper Walken, is up to some really evil stuff. In fact, he's an abduction suspect.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//no-more-cowbell-for-christoper-walken-look-alike</link>
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    <title>Today an auction will be held to decide who the new owner of Blockbuster</title>
    <description>Once a monolith, Blockbuster Video has closed down hundreds of locations. 
Despite their best attempts at reorganization, Blockbuster has been going down like 
the Titanic.</description>
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    <pubDate>2011-04-04</pubDate>
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    <description>Charlie Sheen's tour went bad; real bad. Booing and walkouts made Charlie's &quot;Torpedo of Truth&quot; looked more like an &quot;Epic Fail Bomb.&quot; </description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//charlie-sheen-losing</link>
    <pubDate>2011-04-03</pubDate>
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    <description>Opening day at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles is supposed to be a happy day for families and friends to enjoy. But the lowest common denominator is turning a family event into something akin to territorial gang warfare.</description>
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    <description>Southwest flight averts near disaster when a large hole in the plane's fuselage appears. One flight attendant had minor injuries, but the other 118 passengers were fine.</description>
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    <title>Unemployment Down to 8.8 Percent</title>
    <description>Unemployment is down to 8.8 percent. This is great news for everybody, but it's not time to pop the cork on that champagne bottle just yet. There is still a long way to go.</description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//unemployment-rate-down</link>
    <pubDate>2011-04-01</pubDate>
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    <title>Justice in 5 Browns Child Abuse Case</title>
    <description>The 5 Browns (piano act) case is a sad one. It's hard to imagine how a father could sexually abuse his own children. Justice finally came in the form of a 10 years to life sentence for Keith S. Brown, now 55 years old.</description>
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    <pubDate>2011-03-31</pubDate>
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    <description>The Octomom is pregnant with twins. Although Nadya Suleman has managed to stave off homelessness and bankruptcy, she had some tough decisions to make. She didn't want to go on public assistance and making an adult video was out of the question for her. </description>
    <link>http://www.mumbleabout.com/news//octomom-pregnant-again</link>
    <pubDate>2011-03-31</pubDate>
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    <title>USC Public Sex Show</title>
    <description>A frat boy and his lady friend had sex in front of hundreds of people. They were in plain view of the campus quad in front of a live audience of students, allegedly.</description>
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    <pubDate>2011-03-31</pubDate>
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    <title>The Governator Said He Would Be Back</title>
    <description>Arnold Schwarzenegger is back! From Austrian import, to (many believe) the world's greatest bodybuilder, to Hollywood film star, to real estate mogul, to Governor of California... whew, am I leaving anything out? Now he's back! This time as a cartoon action hero known as &quot;the Governator.&quot;
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    <pubDate>2011-03-30</pubDate>
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    <title>Rapper Jim Jones Busted in New York</title>
    <description>Rapper Jim Jones, born Joseph Guillermo Jones II, was arrested. Apparently he was busted for driving on a suspended license. We'll update you when we can.
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    <pubDate>2011-03-30</pubDate>
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    <description>A commercial flight took a stray bullet while landing in Charlotte North Carolina on it's way back from Philadelphia. As the 737 was getting ready for its next flight, a hole was discovered in the read of the plane. I was worried about snakes on a plane. Do I need to bring my bullet proof vest the next time that I fly?</description>
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    <pubDate>2011-03-29</pubDate>
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    <description>Graffiti is evolving. Some of the earliest graffiti started out as cave paintings in prehistoric times.
But what has it become today? Ugly tagging is painted in buses, tunnels, freeway under and overpasses, and just about anywhere
that you can think of. Many taggers hide their criminal activity in the night. But is all graffiti the work of junior thugs, or is there more to it?</description>
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    <description>Willie Nelson + marijuana bust = no problem! After being charged with possession of marijuana Nelson strikes a deal. Yeah, I know it may come as a huge surprise that pot was found on the artist's tour bus. The cool part of Nelson's deal is that all he needs to do is pay the $100 court cost and sing a song to the court.</description>
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    <description>Jose Canseco skipped out on a Celebrity Boxing event and sent his twin brother Ozzie. When the impostor asked to be paid in cash, Damon Feldman, who promotes the fights, eventually discovered that something was awry. The following video is NOT from the Celebrity Boxing match above, but is footage from one of his 2008 bouts.</description>
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    <description>Abercrombie &amp; Fitch has padded tops for kids. They must think your child's boobs are too small. It seems like corporate America has crossed a big, and very dangerous, line here. </description>
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    <description>Remember Baby Jessica who fell down a well back in 1987 in Texas? Of course you don't. Well, she's 25 now, and now she has access to all of those donations that were put in a trust fund for her, totaling $800,000.</description>
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Six year old Enzo is heartbroken that the Barefoot Contessa is too busy for him. The Make-a-Wish Foundation asked little Enzo which wish that he'd like fulfilled after he was diagnosed with Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia.</description>
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    <description>Why would someone lock President Obama out of the White house? Yesterday was not April Fools Day. Was this some kind of prank?</description>
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    <title>Elizabeth Taylor Dies at Age 79</title>
    <description>Hollywood Icon Elizabeth Taylor passed away today at the age of 79 at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. Liz had been in over 50 films. She was married 8 times but, according to parade magazine, her relationship with Richard Burton was, &quot;one of the greatest love affairs in Hollywood.&quot; Taylor will also be remembered for her humanitarian work. </description>
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